Last week, I flew to San Diego to see my auntie.

On day 1,
I met her hot step daughter;
She's a cheerleader, she is a virgin and she is really tan.
As she stepped out of her massive car,
I could only notice she was more than fuckable.
I think she was coming back from the game or something
'cause she was holding those silly pompoms.

On day 2,
I fucked her and it was wild.
She is such a slut.

I fucked my American cunt.
I loved my English romance.
I fucked my American cunt.
I loved my English romance.
It was dirty, a dream came true.
Just like I like it she's got nice tits.
It was perfect, a dream came true.
Just like a song by blink182.


OK, listen girls!
I met the hottest guy ever!
Basically, as I was stepping out of my SUV
I came face to face with my step cousin or whatever...
Who cares!
Anyway, he was wearing skinny jeans, had funky hair,
and the cutest British accent ever!
Straight away I could tell he was a rocker
with his sexy attitude and the way he looked at me...
Mmm, he is totally awesome!
Oh My God! I think im in love...

I fucked my American cunt.
I loved my English romance.
I fucked my American cunt.
I loved my English romance.
It was dirty, a dream came true.
Just like I like it she's got nice tits.
It was perfect, a dream came true.
Just like a song by blink182.

I fucked my American cunt.
I loved my English romance.
I fucked my American cunt.
I loved my English romance.
It was so nice to meet you.
Pleasure is mine, I do like you!
Come to Cancún for springbreak?
I'll think about it, it could be great.

(And don't forget to send me a friend request!
As if...)