I can?t get no love in Texas
It?s just hot air and cactus
All work and taxes
Red lights and traffic

You know, I can?t get no love

Wanted to be your sexy
And still be naive
Wanted to be everything and more
Each time you looked at me

I gotta tell you, I can?t get no love

I wanted to be your only
Just a little bit of company
Now it?s a white knuckled flight
Thinkin? ?bout your fantasies

I got a copy of fear of flying
Tucked between my knees

I can?t get no love in Texas
It?s just hot air and cactus
All work and taxes
Red lights and traffic

I gotta tell you, I can?t get no love

Got these vampires at my window
Scratchin? on the screen
They wanna take me on a head trip
And leave behind a crime scene

You know, that?s a freaky kind of love

Sometimes my soul gets junky
And I feel real funky
Like a bird in a cage or a dog on a chain
And like there?s a barrel of monkeys
Swingin? through my brain

I can?t get no love in Texas
It?s just hot air and cactus
All work and taxes
Red lights and traffic

You know, I can?t get no love
I gotta tell you, I can?t get no love
You know, I can?t get no love, ooh