Had a girl
an actual girlfriend yeah
She asked me
to trim back my face hair

But nobody ever
tells me to shave,
tells me to shave

So I dumped her,
I dumped her arse straight away
'Cause I'm bearded
and that's how it's going to stay

I let it grow
sometimes it annoyed me
sometimes it itched
and girls would avoid me

But whenever
I looked at
a bearded man,
a bearded man
it made me feel glad
that I'd stuck to the plan,
I'd stuck to the plan

And kept my beard
And that's when I met you
You said; 'Nice beard'
How could I forget you?

As soon as I saw you
I suddenly knew,
I suddenly knew
that you liked me for my beard,
and I liked yours too
I liked yours too,
And I...

I got a beard
and you helped me groom it
I got a beard
I'm so glad you approve it,
yeah

I got a beard (Got me a beard)
Oh, I've got me a beard (Got me a beard)
Yes I've got me a beard (Got me a beard)
I've got me a beard (Got me a beard)
Oawawa! Yeah got me a beard (I got a beard)

(Got me a beard)(I got a beard)
(Got me a beard)(I got a beard)
(Got me a beard)(I got a beard)