You never did what your momma said

You never will because now you're dead

So light a candle and say your prayers

Don't say a word because no-one cares

You never said what your daddy did

Crawl to your room and there you hid

So cross your heart and hope to die

Just because was the reason why

Stink! Stank! Stunk!

That's what you are when you're really rotten

Stink! Stank! Stunk!

Decomposed but not forgotten

You'll never be what you wanted to be

Discontinued, absolutely

Now you say you want to try it again

Forever more is how long its been