There's gonna be a big party at my house
(La-la la-la-la-la la-la, that's cool)
I'm chargin' two bucks to get into my house

(La-la la-la-la-la la-la, that's trash)
You know the food and the drinks are all for free
If you want to pay the cook you gotta find-a me
Now there ain't gonna be any kissin' on the dance floor
(La-la la-la-la-la la-la, that's trash)
And there ain't gonna be any dancin' on the kissin'
floor (La-la la-la-la-la la-la, that's cool)
I got a lot of records for you to hear
But my phonograph hasn't worked for over a year

(La-la la-la-la-la la-la, that's cool)
(La-la la-la-la-la la-la, that's trash)
(La-la la-la-la-la la-la, that's cool)
(La-la la-la-la-la la-la, that's trash)

That's trash!

There'll be a lot of cool chicks who love to rock now
(La-la la-la-la-la la-la, that's cool)
They gotta leave by nine o'clock now
(La-la la-la-la-la la-la, that's trash)
But later on we can go for a ride
I got a new motor scooter with Powerglide