Well I never ever voted for no president.
You'll never see me dancing for no government.
I'm just burning some stripes and stars,
the red white and blue.

Call me Uncle Sam. I'm doing what I can.
So follow me with sand.
Sing some songs about the nation hand in hand.

Well I never ever found my place in line.
Never read a book about a God or time.
and just one more tax that's made,

will knock me up.

I'm your Uncle Sam.
Just another working man.
Raise your hands.
Sing a song about our country and this land.

Well I never ever saw a fucking country free,
or ever read your laws about hypocrisy,
and just one more self-less act,
will cut my throat.

Call me Uncle Sam.