I reflect on my reflection
And I ask myself the question
What's the right direction to go
I don't know
Am I a man or am I a muppet
If I'm a muppet then I'm a very manly muppet
Am I a muppet or am I a man
If I'm a man that makes me a muppet of a man

I look into these eyes
And I don't recognize
The one I see inside
It's time for me to decide
Am I a man or am I a muppet
If I'm a muppet oh I'm a very manly muppet
Am I a muppet or am I a man
If I'm a man that makes me a muppet of a man

Here I go again
I'm always running out of time
I think I've made up my mind
Now I understand who I am
I'm a man
I'm a muppet
I'm a muppet of a man
I'm a very manly muppet
This is what I am