CHORUS:

Thank God it's Christmas
The best time of the year
Thank God it's Christmas
Let's drink a fucking beer

Thank God it's Christmas
Get out the mistletoe
Thank God it's Christmas
I'm full of Christmas cheer.. although

VERSE:

Came home last night
Walked through the door
See your clothes on the floor
You're with him
In our bed
Inside I'm dead.. but still..

CHORUS:

...It's Christmas
Comes just once a year
Thank God it's Christmas
I've got nothing to fear

Thank God it's Christmas
My favourite holiday
Thank God it's Christmas
Good times on the way.. But now

Verse:

Go pack your things
You're a disgrace

Can't believe it ended this way
You've taken
All I have
The only thing that I've got left is.. Christmas

SOLO

VERSE/BRIDGE:

He turns round
I see his beard
It's everything that I feared
A big red hat.. A sleigh out back
He's about to empty his sack!

CHORUS:

He's ruined Christmas
The best time of the year
He's fucked up Christmas
Fat cunts drunk all my beer

Now I hate Christmas
Cause of that stupid hoe
She got his dick out
Under the mistletoe

Now I hate Christmas..
(The worst time of the year)
Now I hate Christmas..
(Fat cunts drunk all my beer)
Now I hate Christmas..
(Screw all this Christmas cheer)
Yeah I hate Christmas..
And Santa too!