Ex-suburban princess wrecks Idol in her skin dress
Studying Madonna, El Gaga and Rihanna
What will she learn today?

Is her Evian cold enough, Versace send the golden stuff
Are they rushing at her call, gushing she can have it all
What will she want today?

D' ya wanna be another instant diva
A preenin' queen in tabloids for a day
If you say you're something new will they believe ya
Who reads the footnotes anyway?

Cheats and hopes and boy toys, beats for dopes, synthoid noise
Autotuned and merchandised, die too soon and lionized
Where will she chart today?

She'll wed but just a short one, instead she'll lust for more fun
No baby bumps or bruises, she'll wear the lumps she chooses

What will she wear today?

Who wants to be another instant diva
A preenin' queen in tabloids for a day
If you say you paid your dues will they believe ya
Who reads the footnotes anyway?

Pathological wonders, pharmaceutical blunders
Squeezing out of tight things -it's easy, pull the right strings
What will she pull today?

A diva's loot's a bunch, maybe, but the suits they'll eat your lunch, baby
You'll sink and you'll be done, dear, did you think it was all fun here
What did you learn today?

Don't wanna be another instant diva
A preenin' queen in tabloids for a day
If you say you've got a clue will they believe ya
Who reads the footnotes anyway?