She never yields, or gives herself away
A Sphinx to all, she holds the world at bay
One glance will tell her everywhere you've been
Give up the fight, it's one you'll never win

You can't bluff her
They don't come tougher
Hard as brick,
She's Wunderlich!

For every girl who fetched your cup of joe
She'll set things straight, in case you didn't know
Don't match yourself against her and her mind
She'll leave you small, in doubt, and blind

Pushing means trouble
You'll wake in rubble
No ord'nry chick
She's Wunderlich!

The mould was smashed the day she came to be
No finer lines, the stuff of fantasy
Though men will swarm like moths into her flame
Not one of them will ever take her name

Black queen of ice, sir
You won't entice her
Knows every trick.
She's Wunderlich!