we'll spend half your money just to write a plan,
Oh and we'll follow through with it even though it's a sham,
Because we can outsource it to Japan , Yes of course to Japan,

all across the land we're electing them,
armchair warriors,

cause we are armchair warriors,
We'd rather talk , we can't do a thing,
we can't fix this mess
keep pointing our fingers at the opposition,
Keep milking that cow till the well runs dry,
armchair warriors,
just trust me friends, just another tax,
another Jack paying tax They're pissing you off,
just bend over and take it, nothin' wrong with Conrad Black

all across the land we're electing them, armchair warriors,


it's another media scrum inquiring about our world tour,
oh but it was crucial that we swap notes while we're robing from the poor

all across the land we're electing them,
armchair warriors,

cause we are armchair warriors,
We'd rather talk , we can't do a thing,
we can't fix this mess
keep pointing our fingers at the opposition,
Keep milking that cow till the well runs dry,
armchair warriors,
just trust me friends, just another tax,
another Jack paying tax They're pissing you off,
just bend over and take it, nothin' wrong with Conrad Black