Wake up in the morning feeling like Nick Jonas,
Got my pixie sticks and hair brush,
This happens every day,
I'm really lazy,
All I do is sit and eat this cheesestick,
My pants are on the ground,
I think I'm going crazy.

Talking Aunt Jemima on my toes toes,
Peter Griffin on my clothes clothes,
Chop sticks all up in my nose nose,
Ouch, is that blood?

Taking my myspace pic in the bathroom,
Eating all of these ___________?
Turning into a hobo...

[ CHORUS ]
Let's punch Captain Crunch,
Then we'll eat his face for lunch,
Fly a kite,
Drink some sprite,
Till we go to sleep tonight.
Tik Tok found a rock,
Gonna knock this Poser's socks off,
WHOA.
They're purple,
Whoa, wha-ohh!
[ REPEAT x2 ]

I just ordered a pizza,
As well as 46 others,
Cuz my fridge was out of milk,
So I talked about it's mother.
And my friends are lining up,
Because they're waiting for their meal,
I just opened up my toliet seat,
To ______ O'neil.

I got mad so I punched my van, van,
I'm turning into a man, man,
I've started my very own clan, clan,
Chew gum and stick it on a tree, tree,
Just kidding that could kill a bee, bee,
Going on a killing spree...
[ BOOM ]
I shot my knee.

[ Chorus ]
Let's punch Captain Crunch,
Then we'll eat his face for lunch,
Fly a kite,
Drink some sprite,
Till we go to sleep tonight,
Tik Tok,
Found a rock,
Gonna knock this poser's socks off,
WHOA.
They're purple,
Whoa, wha-ohh!
[ REPEAT x2 ]

My car smelled really bad so I wore some plaid,
I bought myself an air freshener.
It's called Peachy Peach but it smelled like an [ ?
] so I threw it out and tweeted all about it.
My car smelled really bad so I wore some plaid,
I bought myself an air freshener.
It's called Peachy Peach but it smelled like an [ ?
] so I threw it out and tweeted all about it.

Now I just restocked the fridge,
I bought 1%.

[ CHORUS ]
Let's punch Captain Crunch,
Then we'll eat his face for lunch,
Fly a kite,
Drink some sprite,
Till we go to sleep tonight,
Tik Tok,
Found a rock,
Gonna knock this poser's socks off,
WHOA.
They're purple,
Whoa, wha-ohhhh!
[ REPEAT x2 ]