[Verse 1:]
It's seven a.m.
Put my chapstick on
Gonna read a mag about the number seventeen
Bathroom time in my very own office.
I do my hair, then I do my teeth
then i shave my legs.
Jus kidding, I'm a bird.
Gotta get down to my geen van.
Gosh, it looks so green.
It even has a dent.
I have seven choices.
'Cause I'm just a loner.
Gotta go make friends today.
Lets go to the zoo.

[Chorus:]
It's Tuesday, Tuesday.
Gotta do a hop on Tuesday
Write an Essay
Do Ballet
Then we'll see how much we weigh.
Tuesday, Tuesday.
Gotta do a hop on Tuesday.
Stretching out this rubber band
Girl Scout cookie in my hand.
Baking a, baking a CAKE.
Printing out, printing out DRAKE.
Now it's time to watch T.V.
My favorite showis on at three.

[Verse 2:]
Sittin' on topm, 'cause I got no plans
I bought some dirt,
so I planted plants.
Runnin' around lookin' at this light.
Pokemon White all day, all night.
Yeah, I've got sniffles up my nose
I wear this hat to look like a fly.
Bathroom break three times today
Gotta wash your hands,
don't forget the soap!
Kicking soccerballs downtown
Kicking other balls
knock down.
Exercising with my bike
Me and you look much alike.

[Chorus:]
It's Tuesday, Tuesday.
Gotta do a hop on Tuesday.
Write an essay,
Do ballet.
Then we'll see how much we weigh
Tuesday, Tuesday.
Gotta do a hop on Tuesday.
Stretching out this rubber band.
Girl Scout cookie in my hand.
Baking a, baking a CAKE.
Printing out, printing out DRAKE.
Now it's time to watch T.V.
My favorite show is on at three.

[Bridge:]
Yeah, I'm just a creep hanging in this van.
I ate a bug, thought it was a pecan.
Walkin' outside into the driveway.
I didn't go anywhere.
I felt like a blue jay.
Grammie gave me a pack of tissues.
How did she know I had a lot of nose issues?
Monday, Tuesday Wednesday,Thursday, Saturday, Sunday.
IT'S TUESDAY GUYS!

[Chorus:]
It's Tuesday, Tuesday.
Gotta do a hop on Tuesday.
Write an essay,
Do ballet.
Then we'll see how much we weigh
Tuesday, Tuesday.
Gotta do a hop on Tuesday.
Stretching out this rubber band.
Girl Scout cookie in my hand.
Baking a, baking a CAKE.
Printing out, printing out DRAKE.
Now it's time to watch T.V.
My favorite show is on at three.