I'm gonna make my next big break
Gonna take a trip around the way
I caught a small one, not for me
Gonna throw her back to the sea

'Cause I like fatties
I like fatties yeah

Gonna take a ride on those giant thighs
It'll take me all day and night

'Cause I like fatties
I like fatties yeah

I've got nothing to lose, I've got no pride
Well, her trailer better be a double-wide
I've gotta run, it's time to set sail
Like Captain Ahab, gonna catch me a whale

'Cause I like fatties
I like fatties yeah

Gonna take a ride to that turkey wing
Kentucky fried chicken really makes her sing

'Cause I like fatties
I like fatties yeah

A wild snorlax appears
She's whispering in my ear
It may not be proper etiquette
But I'm meeting her a Bennigan's

'Cause I like fatties
I like fatties yeah

Eating pastries almost nonstop
I go crazy over that muffin top

'Cause I like fatties
I like fatties yeah