Hey pretty little Mary Jane
Your eyes rip through me like a hurricane
If I'm in the wrong time zone
Then box me up and ship me home

Hey Mary Jane
I don't want to play your stupid game
You'll jump his bones I bet
Because Mary takes what Mary can get

It's such a long ride home
It pulses through my heart and bones
Before I crack, don't lose my keys or I'll cough and wheeze
And I ain't never coming back

Hey Captain J.
Will no one listen to what you have got to say
If she don't return today
Then burn the letters and marry the maids

It's such a long ride home
And I've been riding all alone
Frozen my heart and bones
And I ain't never coming home

I ain't never coming home