When they pulled me from the wreckage

I asked three things to be explained

Is it raining, is it pouring?

And will I feel much pain?

Everyone was so nice to me

I knew there must be a punchline

Everyone was so nice to me

I knew there must be a punchline

It went, thank you, it went, thank you

Your pension will be in the post

It went, thank you, it went, thank you

You can trust in the Holy Ghost

Didn't know where I was going to die

Didn't know where I'd be

I didn't know how I was gonna get there

And whether it was Rin-Tin-Tin

Well, everyone was so nice to me

I knew there must be a punchline

Well, everyone was so nice to me

I knew there must be a punchline

Thank you, thank you

Your pension will be in the post

Thank you, thank you

You can trust in the Holy Ghost

You can trust in the Holy Ghost

You can trust in the Holy Ghost