Good Evening! The Search For Adventure This Evening
Takes Us To The Farthest Reaches
Of The Wild Continent Where We Hope To Come Face-To-Face
With The True Lord Of The Jungle,
Master Of All Beasts, The-Man-Ape!
Listen! Who Left The Skates On The Stairs?
Oh!, Hi! You Lookin' For Me?

She Said, I run Around Half Naked, Never Dress Up Nice,
The Place Looks Like A Tree House Hit By Lighting Twice,
The Kids Take After Cheetaah 'cause They All Act Just Like Me,
Whatever Gets Her Temper up, You Sure Can't Prove By Me!

SHE SAID WE LIVE LIKE TARZAN AND JANE!
SHE SAID WE LIVE LIKE TARZAN AND JANE!
A FAMILIAR REFRAIN, I HEAR AGAIN AND AGAIN!
SHE SAID WE LIVE LIKE TARZAN AND JANE! (gibberish)