If I could drive a spaceship, dear,
I'd take you to the stars
And you would be alone with me,
As we fly next to Venus or Mars

We'll be together, all alone,
We'll even fly to the moon
If I could drive a spaceship, dear,
I'd get one very soon

If I could drive a spaceship, dear,
I'd take you up with me
We'd have a honeymoon on Mars
On Venus or Mercury

We'll be together, all alone,
Oh, what a thrill it would be
A million miles way up in space
Alone with Snookie

But I can't drive a spaceship, dear
Can't even drive a plane
So what's the use of scheming, dear
My schemings are always in vain

I'll be content with dreams of you
You'll be with me every time
We'll still be up in space and it
Won't cost a dime

We'll still be up in space and it
Won't cost a dime