Well, I run through the kitchen, looked in the paper
Said, oh God almighty, mama, there it says, a gator
Come on, come on
Every other day, I got a gator on my lawn

Well, you dropped your groceries in the kitchen sink
Went to work and made the bathroom stink
Come on, come on
Every other day, I got a gator on my lawn

Get with it Mike

Well, I jumped out of bed run across the street
Asked my neighbor said, where's my meat?
I had a red raw steak can't find it anywhere
He looked at me and said, what the hell do I care?
Come on every other day, I got a gator on my lawn

Yeah, I run in the kitchen looked in the paper
Said, oh God almighty, mama, there it says a gator
Come on, come on
Every other day, I got a gator on my lawn

Well, every other day, I got a gator on my lawn
Every other day, I got a gator on my lawn