I wasn't thinking
My head was in the book
His hands were on her everywhere
I saw his face
I dropped my coffee
He's cheating on me with a hoochie woman

You can keep your hoochie
You can keep the house
and the bank accounts
'Cause boys I bring home the bacon

I went to work and the office girls
were all burning their poetry
It wasn't good in the neighborhood
Now they are all just a hoochie woman

You can keep your hoochie
You can keep the house
and the bank accounts
'Cause boys I bring home the bacon
I said boy I bring home the bacon

He called me up
He said she has needs
I said you'll find them on Barney's Fourth floor
He said I need a loan
That's not a problem
You'd better keep this from your hoochie woman

You can keep your hoochie
You can keep the house
and the bank accounts
'Cause boy I bring home the bacon
I said girls I bring home the bacon