Hey, today's my lucky day
Trust me and love is here
Hey, today's our lucky day
Honest, no need to fear

Under starters orders
They're off and running clear
And way out front it's love is here

They're passing where I stand
With betting slip in sweaty hand
I let out a confident cheer

Hey, today's my lucky day
Trust me and love is here
Hey, today's our lucky day
Honest, no need to fear

When I've won this race
I'll take you any place
And buy anything your heart desires

And later, if you like
You can stay with me tonight
And help put out this fire

Hey, today's my lucky day
Trust me and love is here
Hey, today's our lucky day
Honest, no need to fear

What the hell went wrong
That donkey had it won?
The midget on it's back has let me down

Now, she's gone home
So, I check the form alone
There's a winner that must be found

Bullocks, today is not my day
Trust me, to pick that mule
Bullocks, there'll be another day
That day I will come through
Bullocks, there'll be another day
And on that day I will come through