I am a man with an ordinary head
I am a man with a typical life
I am a man with an ordinary job
I am a man with a typical wife

I saw a postcard,
It meant a lot to me.
It had a picture of
How i want my life to be...

I want a head like the heads you see on Easter Island, Easter Island
I want a big strong forehead
I want to stand up tall
I want a head like the heads you see on Easter Island, Easter Island.
I want to stare at the seaside and do nothing at all.

I am a man of unassuming stature
I am a man of conventional ways.
I am a man of mediocre intellect.
I am a man of uneventful days.

But i saw a travelogue
It meant a lot to me
It had a picture of
How i want my life to be...

I want a head like the heads you see on Easter Island, Easter Island
I want a three-ton nose job
I want to stand up tall
I want a head like the heads you see on Easter Island, Easter Island.
I want to stare at the seaside and do nothing at all.

I want to be rock hard
I want to be stone
I want to be mysterious
And always left alone!

I want a head like the heads you see on Easter Island.
Bop bop bodabopbopbadabopbop bada baa!

I want a head like the heads you see on Easter Island, Easter Island
I want prominent features
I want to stand up tall
I want a head like the heads you see on Easter Island, Easter Island.
I want to stare at the seaside and do nothing...