T wass a tragedy but, when she spied Alfie's nut

Drooping down on top of his gut

She could not believe it, Audrey's sides nearly split

twas this the end of that fat wheezing git? I know



AUDREY'S ALONE AT LAST

But there ain't any doubt, Alfie left her up the spout

AUDREY'S JAW DROPPED WHEN MARTIN SAID

Wooooooooooooooooooooooo

AUDREY AUDREY...Yer get nowt



Audrey was laughting when, Nicky, Gail, Martin then

They never got Alf to take oxygen again



Oxygen, that's when...



AUDREY'S ALONE AT LAST

AUDREY AUDREY



There ain't no change CHANGE CHAANGE

of insurance, NOINHERITANCE

left in debt, she won't forget, the greedy get ALFIE



[Guitar time]



[Chorus x2]

+ counterpoint AUDREY AUDREY, AUDREY OI!



yer get nowt..