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Victory
if Glenda she
had a baby
Ooee.

Things were looking gloomy
and Glenda, she was sad.
Kevin had been out
with Carol Sands

Glenda she thought she believed
it can't be that bad
if I had
a baby!

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Glenda then went down to
the doctor the next day
you can't have a baby!
that he says

Glenda did not give up
she got this book to read
on how to have a test tube baby!

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Kevin's dad had just died
and she was unhappy
if only she could have
a baby

So to the dissaproval
of Kevin and his Mum
she signed up for a baby

Chrous