Harry Cross, Harry Cross he's not a lucky bloke

he's always blue what can he do now Edna's had a stroke

Harry Cross, Harry Cross she's always in his head

Now Edna's kicked the bucket Edna's snuffed it Edna's dead.



9 o'clock the postman knocks but Harry's still in bed

"Go away" Harry'll say I've got an aching head

don't bother meeeeeee



Ralph's his mate but he can't wait to get out of his way

"Go away" Harry'll say I want some peace today

don't bother meeeeeee



Harry's full of misery, Harry's always busily permanently down

Always being rude with

Always in a mood with Raaaaaaaaalph

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It's such a task for Ralph to ask to borrow Harry's car

Oh "Here's the keys" now get lost please have you gone yet?

Tara! don't bother meeeeeeeee



Harry's full of misery, Harry's always busily permanently down...

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He's always sad n' lonely now Harry's lost his wife

coz Edna was the only Lady in his life

and now he takes it out on Raaaaaalph.

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