I felt like a snack in the middle of the night

I crept down stairs for a nibble and a bite, ooee ooee

A crash beyond the kitchen door

Told me that it was back for more, ooee ooee



You might o' guessed, I am possessed

I really must insist

May I suggest invest in an exorcist.



[Chorus:]

Help me, oo ee

oo ee, believe me

geist ooo ooo poltergeist ooo ooo

where's he?...

in the pantry.



I went goose pimplyfied

No where to run, no where to hide, for me

I was sceptical before

But a pantry poltergeist I saw here to stay.



[Chorus:]

[Guitar time] You might o' guessed...

[Chorus] & In the pantry...Poltergeist...

END