Peter's moanin' groanin' moanin', he can't pay his rent

But we've all seen Peter's bank statement

He says he's broke, he must be joking, he's doin' fine

IT'S NO SECRET, PETE'S A LUCKY SWINE



PETER'S ON HIS WATER BED & PETER SAYS HE'S SKINT

BUT WE ALL KNOW THAT PETER'S MADE A MINT.



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PETER'S PLEADIN' POVERTY, HE CAN'T FOOL ME

COZ PETER LIVES IN LUXURY, HE'S GOT...... Loadsa Money!



Peter's got nowt, he's down & out, he tells me & you

But he signs in his BMW

He's got no bread, that's what Pete said, he can't make ends meet

PETER PANICS IN HIS PENTHOUSE SUITE



WHAT COLOUR YACHT SHOULD PETER BUY? PETER CAN'T DECIDE WHICH

BUT IT'S NO PROBLEM COZ PETER'S FILTHY RICH.



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[Guitar Bit]...

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HE'S GOT.... A LOAD O' DOSH.