The grub was vile, we couldn't crack a smile

WE PAID TWENTY SMACKERS JUST TO SAIL UP THE NILE

It cos ten quid..

TO GET STUCK INSIDE A PPPPPYRAMID.



I'd rather be in Hawaii, CLEETHORPES OR SOUTHEND

You won't catch us on the Egypt bus again again again.



[Chorus:]

The... Sphinx stinks, Sphinx stinks

THEY DO NOT CARE ON EGYPT AIR

Sphinx stinks, Sphinx stinks

IN CAI I I I RO

The Sphinx stinks, Sphinx stinks

YOU WILL GET RIPPED OFF IN EGYPT OH!



The hotel room filled us with gloom

WE SHOULD O' SPENT THE NIGHT IN A MUMMY'S TOMB

A camel ride...

ANOTHER TEN SMACKERS AND A NUMB BACKSIDE.



I'd rather be...

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[Guitar Bit]...

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