Met this girl last night,
She's a real life dancer
The kind that'll change your life
She just stepped right up and sat down,
Took a brand new tiara and laying it on the ground said,

Are you healthy?
Do my pheromones make you happy?
How do you tell a child that there's no God up in the sky,
And it's all a lie,
For nothing
How do you tell a son that his daddy left his mum when
she fell in love With a girl like you?

Ohhh
With a girl like Sappho
With a girl like you
Ohhh
With a girl like Sappho
With a girl like you

Took a ride in her car,
She had backseat speakers
She took me to her favorite bar.
She kicked off her heels again,
Took a swing at the lampshade
And whispered softly in my ear,

Are you healthy?
Do my pheromones make you happy?
How do you tell a child that there's no God up in the sky,
And it's all a lie,
For nothing
How do you tell a son that his daddy left his mum when
she fell in love With a girl like you?

Ohhh
With a girl like Sappho
With a girl like you
Ohhh
With a girl like Sappho
With a girl like you

Are you healthy?
Do my pheromones make you happy?
How do you tell a child that there's no God up in the sky,
And it's all a lie,
For nothing
How do you tell a son that his daddy left his mum when
she fell in love With a girl like you?

Ohhh
With a girl like Sappho
With a girl like you
Ohhh
With a girl like Sappho
With a girl like you

How do you tell a child that there's no God up in the sky,
And it's all a lie,
For nothing
How do you tell a son that his daddy left his mum when
she fell in love With a girl like you?