Apparently
They have the technology
To fix the ozone hole
All you'd have to do
Is shut down all the factories in the world
But that
Would be too much of a sacrifice

Apparently
They have the technology
To make a man or woman able to fly
All you'd have to do
Is chop off your arms and have them surgically
replaced with wings
But that
Would be too much of a sacrifice

Apparently
They have the technology
To track any stolen mobile phone
All you'd have to do
Is get the police to arrest anyone with a
stolen mobile phone
But that
Would be too much of a sacrifice

Apparently
They have the technology
To fix the millenium bug
All you'd have to do
Is sit on your ass all day and do f*** all
But that
Would be too much of a sacrifice!