This kid he don't play video games,
He never ventures to the park,
Sits on the sofa every night,
Watchin' his tv in the dark.

One day this kid comes home from school,
He's been suspended once again,
For dumping in the swimming pool,
His parents just don't understand.

Chorus:
I'm gunna plug a jumplead into my brain,
50, 000 volts direct to my veins,
I'm takin' off my clothes and climbing on the roadsigns on my street.

I'm gunna drive a go-kart into a wall,
A kamikaze freefall straight to the floor,
Make a film of me, and send it to reality tv.

Yeah...That's exactly what I'm gunna do.

You raise us with a tv screen,
Then say the things we do are sick,
We're all just cable junkie kids,
Go blame Tom Green and Andy Dick.

Chorus:
I'm gunna plug a jumplead into my brain,
50, 000 volts direct to my veins,
I'm takin' off my clothes and climbing on the roadsigns on my street.

I'm gunna crash a go-kart into a wall,
A kamikaze freefall straight to the floor,
Make a film of me, and send it to reality tv.

Monkey See, Monkey Do!

Can't live without tv...
It's what inspires me to be...unique...a freak...

Chorus:
I'm gunna plug a jumplead into my brain,
50, 000 volts direct to my veins,
I'm takin' off my clothes and climbing on the roadsigns on my street.

I'm gunna drive a go-kart into a wall,
A kamikaze freefall straight to the floor,
Make a film of me, and send it to reality tv (Monkey see, monkey do)

I'm gunna plug a jumplead into my brain,
50, 000 volts direct to my veins,
I'm takin' off my clothes and climbing on the roadsigns on my street.

I'm gunna ride a go-kart into a wall,
A kamikaze freefall straight to the floor,
Make a film of me, and send it to reality tv.

Monkey See, Monkey Do!