(David Lewis/Billy Lavelle)

Mercy sakes, look at her walk
She really makes them blue jeans talk
I can't take my eyes off of her
She's sure put together right
I wish I may, I wish I might
Get her to play in my back yard tonight, yes sir.

If I had a swing like that
Anytime day or night
You know where I'd be at
Sashaying, swaying back and forth
Man I'd never leave the porch
If I had a swing like that.

Goodness gracious, land o'goshen
Every move's a major motion
Rolls me over like an ocean wave
Man there oughta be a law
Beats anything I ever saw
I sure love to watch her walk away.

If I had a swing like that
Anytime day or night
You know where I'd be at
Sashaying, swaying back and forth
Man I'd never leave the porch
If I had a swing like that...