Had a treasure map that said

Park it over at the asylum

Took a gander over the fence

To an empty left hand kidney



Round and big with a perfect hip pearl

White smooth surface tile's

So blue fat coping lips

Grabbed our boards and we dropped in



We're carvin', we're grindin'

Skater dater

We're flyin', we're slidin'

Skater dater



Boards flew over the fence

Empty the pool and they will come

All of the greats from the past

Showed for one last session



We're carvin', we're grindin'

Skater dater

We're flyin', we're slidin'

Skater dater



Sweepers and laybacks

Indie airs and fast plants

The session of sessions

Skater dater



Here come all of the dogtowners

Make way for the badlanders

Boys from the South Bay of Orange County

Over the death box



Everyone blazed here comes to bulky

And jay strople salba blackheart

Malba Phillips pineapple gater

The worm six shooter Kiwi Waldo

To wally someone call me a cab