Last night I had this dream that I took you out of power,
All your plans had fallen through,
You had ambition, and I took that too - I betrayed you.
I'm now the king of this castle,
And you will atone for your sins.

You're always up or down - But you're never around.
Well, friends like you - I think I'm better off without.

Everyone is talking, but they all sound the same.
All these singers singing - They play the same games.
You're as crooked as the California coastline,
So I'm sending you a tornado to get back East.

You're always up or down - But you're never around.
Well, friends like you - I think I'm better off without.

Well, friends like you - I think I'm better off without.
So hold on tight - Enjoy the ride,
And maybe your fear will subside.
You're a real piece of work.
I guess I'll be seeing you around.