alden: is there a photo of me
on your wall
with short-short shorts or zipped down jeans?
do you look up at night
and wish you were me,
under the spot light?
are you visceral vicious?
do you wanna make love to my sweet visage?
and then pretend...
it's you it's you it was always you

nick: i wrote you a letter
to become a member
of your fan club
all i got in the mail was
return to sender

alden: im still a big big star
nick: no youre not
alden: yes i am
nick: no youre not
alden: yes i am
nick: no youre not

alden: you liked my lastest film
nick: no i didnt
alden: yes you did
nick: no i didnt
alden: yes you did
nick: no i didnt

nick: im not a fan of yours anymore
alden: yes you are
nick: no im not
alden: yes you are
nick: no im not
alden: yes you are

nick: but you broke my fragile heart
alden: no i didnt
nick: yes you did
alden: no i didnt
nick: yes you did
alden: no i didnt...

nick: i hate you
alden: i hate you too
nick: i hate you
alden: i hate you too
nick: i hate you
alden: i hate you
nick: i hate you
alden: i hate you
nick: i hate you
alden: i hate you
nick: i hate you
alden: i hate you
nick: i hate you
alden: i hate you
nick: i hate you
alden: i hate you
nick: i hate you
alden: i hate you
nick: i hate you
alden: i hate you
together: i hate you
together: i hate you
together: i hate you