Last train to Heaven, well, I caught it just in time

Pullin' out of New Mexico, that's where I did my crime

I made a man swing from a necktie made of twine

But they'll never catch me 'cause I jumped this number nine

It'll all be fine, wait a minute

Stop this thing

Some Cajun hoodoo fate

This train is loaded down

Gotta cargo full o hate, I axed them where it was

This speed ball liner's bound and they were laughing hyenas

As they pointed to the ground, we're going down

Last train to heaven, what a goddamn fool I been

Open up that burnin' stove for a shovel full o sin

Fear is the conductor all aboard

The Black Diamond Express train straight to Hell