Look at all the advertising some kind of show

Come if you're going, patronize the magic dragon

Walk through the door, kiss off your boredom



Tuning up the orchestra

Bringing down the ceiling lights

All at once the curtain goes up

Now, it begins, strike up the band

Bring on the dancing girls and the freak parade



Look to your right where a gentleman sat

There sits a monkey in a tall silk hat

The lady on the left is now a pumpkin pie

That's when you notice that your chair is flying

High in the sky out over the sea

But don't wonder why, where else could you be, but



Where anything can happen

Down at the Magic Dragon Theater

(Come to the Magic Dragon, come to the Magic Dragon)

More than you can imagine

Down at the Magic Dragon Theater

(Come to the Magic Dragon, come to the Magic Dragon)



Do you fancy melodrama?

Tragedy's mask, yours for the asking

Madness a la magic dragon



Who could that be at this time of night?

I'm sure we weren't followed, Dr. Klang

Wait, pull down your knickers, he's going to hit us

Here goes your cue, don't blow your line

Dam, danger, I'm gonna go out there and get, get, get



All of a sudden there's a flash of light

Stars begin appearing in a moonlit night

Your vision of reality has gone awry

That's when you notice that your mind is flying

High in the sky out over the sea

But don't wonder why, where else could you be but



Where anything can happen

Down at the Magic Dragon Theater

(Come to the Magic Dragon, come to the Magic Dragon)

More than you can imagine

Down at the Magic Dragon Theater

(Come to the Magic Dragon, come to the Magic Dragon)



WWhere anything can happen

Down at the Magic Dragon Theater

(Come to the Magic Dragon, come to the Magic Dragon)

More than you can imagine

Down at the Magic Dragon