gliding across the lawn
oranges and Evian
and pizza right after the game
just tell me where and when
Volvo's and collagen
hope you might feel the same

my soccer mom, it's on
knew all along, so right and so wrong!

pray to god that your thinkin what i'm thinkin
I know your bratless every other weekend
let your hair down and keep it all a secret
no reason why it couldn't be that way

if you say yes right now
I'll make it work somehow
those fancy dinners don't come free
dont know just where he went
but with that settlement
you should be taking me

my soccer mom, it's on
knew all a long, so right and so wrong!

pray to god that your thinkin what i'm thinkin
I know your bratless every other weekend
let your hair down and keep it all a secret
no reason why it couldn't be that way

tell me I'm the one for you
even if it isn't true
I'll pretend to like those two snot kids
and if it had to end
I think that my heart would eventually mend
I'd keep my fingers crossed for another MILF like you

tell me I'm the one for you
even if it isn't true
I'll pretend to like those two
I'll do anything my soccer mom