I love my wicked asian girl,
I love my wicked asian girl . . .
I love my wicked asian girl,
I love my wicked asian girl . . .

I take her everywhere I go
(I take her everywhere I go)
I teach her everything I know
She tells me we should take this
One semester at a time
(semester at a time)
But I just want to have her here
In my life
She told me that she'd never marry a white guy

I love my wicked asian girl,
(I love my wicked asian girl)
I love my wicked asian girl . . .

She never wants to take me home
(She never wants to take me home)
She thinks it's better if her parents didn't know
She makes a point of telling me
How she wants me in her life
(wants me in her life)
But I know that I'm slowly running out of time
(out of time)
She told me that she'd never marry a white guy

I love my wicked asian girl,
(I love my wicked asian girl)
I love my wicked asian girl . . .

My girl loves old school style
My girl loves Pai-Gow Tiles
My girl owns her own empire
She told me that she'd never marry a white guy

She told me that she'd never marry a white guy
She told me that she'd never marry a white guy
(she told me that she'd never marry a white guy)
(I love my wicked asian girl)

I love my wicked asian girl,
(I love my wicked asian girl)
I love my wicked asian girl . . .
(I love my wicked asian girl)
I love my wicked asian girl,
(I love my wicked asian girl)
I love my wicked asian girl . . .
(I love my wicked asian girl)
My asian girl
My asian girl
My asian girl
My asian girl...
She's my asian girl.