Bet you didn't mean to
Turn them into heroes
We don't need to know more
'cause we love those drug girls

In a perfect world
Drug girls are left alone
In my living room
Headlines are overblown

(Chorus)
Open it wider
See what it's really all about
Drug girls don't tell the truth
If you look inside it
You'd know that it's more than a catch phrase
Drug girls never fess up

They are exceeding nice
Please check their alibis
Timing is the key
Just like in comedy

Dirty tricks and sight gags
Smear our reputation
Fun is never easy
It's an occupation

Bad ones have got away
Good ones are there to stay
They want to be your friends
They'd like to see you blush

(Chorus)

(Instrumental Break)

They are exceeding nice
Please check their alibis
Timing is the key
Just like in comedy

(Chorus)