Every night

I watch the late show

And you know

my only dream

is to be there on the screen

I'd chat a bit with Dave

he'd listen to what I'd say

and read my name

from a hidden frame

And pretend that he knows me

He'd say I look

like million bucks

Through he doesn't give a fuck

about who I am

About what I'm saying

or what he thinks of me

I just want to be

on international TV

So a lot of people I don't know

can't see me

I wish to God

I was on Dave Letterman

I wish to God

And you can't blame me

I wish to God

I was on Dave Letterman

He's the most powerfull

and comical man

on american TV, D

Television rules

the world we know

And Letterman

sits at the throne

till the break of Dave

when the late late show

comes to take my Dave away