There's this guy I know

He's been to some of our local shows

In bloody clothes

He's a psycho

He's got this whim:

wants us to write a song about him

And simsalabim this is it

[Chorus:]

Mikey

Do it one more time for me

Did they know when your head

hit the cement, Mikey ?

Wowee

Do it one more time for me

Did they know how it set you free ?

Will they ever let you be ?

There he was

a normal guy

just like you and me

but when the music started

he turned out to be a psycho

He lives down the coast

and this guy wouldn't boast

But he's worth a toast

And a whole lot more

He's a mystery to me

But I wish I could be

like Mikey

Mike's a stagediver

I know it's true

I've seen him black and blue

sitting in an ambulance

He was so proud

so proud

[Chorus]