have you seen the tame old black bear

dancing among the cows

i keep my claws drawn in

but i could never be their friend

i couldn't

dance!

when i tell you

Step!

they all came here for you

and when the day is done

into the yard she'd run

for a shower under golden stars

with the fire horse

then back to her booth

a little unclean, a little uncouth

dance!

and don't forget to pose

Step!

here's a poker for your nose

this is the way

this is the motion

come with me

let's fake devotion

she used to do it every night

to hold on

a dancing bear among the cows

i didn't mean to strike her

it was just instinct

but when he unleashed her, she just couldn't dance

she couldn't

dance!

i'm dancing like a crane

Step!

shuffle, ball and chain

this is the way

this is the motion

come with me

let's fake devotion

she used to do it every night

so hold on

hold on

the final penalizer:

a three-way mouthwash Tizer

hold on, hold on