There's a mile long queue at the chippy,
I wish I was at my grans for tea,
These people call me thier friends,
But they dont think the same as me.

Are you fed up chasing your tail round this housing scheme?
Drinkin' your drink now,
And staying up too early in the morning.

I wander through the streets of Dundee,
Mum said you shouldn't walk them alone.
A fights a fight 'n' that's quite alright,
Ah But please leave the tools at home.

Are you fed up chasing your tail round this housing estate?
Drinkin' your drink now,
And staying up too early in the morning.

You lower standards and expectations of love,
You never aim for people that you say are levels above.
You're always chasing the same skirts,
Round the local pub.

Where were you when I needed you?
Up the posh end of town.
You're supposed to protect and serve,
You're out for a perve just driving around.

Are you fed up chasing your tail round this housing scheme?
Drinkin' your drink now,
And staying up too early in the morning.

There's a mile long queue at the chippy,
I wish I was at my grans for tea,
These people call me thier friends,
But they dont think the same as me.