I woke up with my nuts by my side,
so i brushed my tooth,
and i took them for a ride.
When i go driving,
it's the carpool lane all the way,
because I am beside myself.

My girl sits in the back cuz my nuts ride shotgun
I've got elephantitis of the nuts.
Public pussy places,
they won't have me.
They think i'm an embarrassment
of the human male society.
It's not a disease,
don't wan't a quarantine.
Because these nuts,
are my personal property.

My girl sits in the back cuz my nuts ride shotgun
I've got elephantitis of the nuts
(x3)

Some say that I'm a hero,
to all my fellow mens.
I'm their token role model like,
Alanis is to women.