there's an s.o.s. from the land of the misfit toys-
it seems the king's turning his army into no. 2 pencils-
the other toys are really getting pissed- someone better
stop him before there's total anarchy- there was a time, a
day not long ago- when everyone was happy and the sun
used to shine- but now those days are gone they're ready
to revolt- because he took their pieces and he stole their
batteries- the toy gun's pissed because he can't find a job-
off the market due to stupid fucking cops- we all need a
hero in the land of misfit toys-