I smoke every weed man
Plant that big ol' seed son
I smoke every strain there is in town
From the super sticky green
To the headache Mexi-brown
I smoke every strain there is around

I'll smoke it till I'm dead
Cuz' it feels good in my head
I smoked a lot in western Caroline
I swear that Orange Crush
So sweet it'll make you blush
You're feeling good with your illegal smile

I smoke every weed man
Plant that big ol' seed son
I smoke every strain there is in town
From the super sticky green
To the headache Mexi-brown
I smoke every strain there is around

When I visit the pharmacy
To see my good friend Mike
I say "oh boy I got 40 different strains"
And I smoked 'em all
Volcano to the brain, I think I can remember all the names

Got the Bubba Kush, Bubble Gum, Blueberry, Sour D, Alaskan thunderfuck
Ak-47 and the OG kush, you got Purple and the Durban, Grand Dad, the Mother ship and the Orange Crush, G13 and little balls of hash, yeah!
The Bubba Kush, Bubble Gum, Blueberry, Sour D, Alaskan thunderfuck
Ak-47 and the OG kush, you got Purple and the Durban, Grand Dad, the Mother ship and the Orange Crush, G13 and little balls of hash, yeah!

I smoke every weed man
Plant that big ol' seed son
I smoke every strain there is in town
From the super sticky green
To the headache Mexi-brown
I smoke every strain there is around

Some people call it dope
Some think it smells like burnin' rope
I tell you it relieves my mind
Just to know we're a compassionate state
I think it's time to medicate
With the Bubba Kush, Bubble Gum, Blueberry, Sour D, Alaskan thunderfuck
Ak-47 and the OG kush you got Purple and the Durban, Grand Dad, the Mother ship and the Orange Crush, G13 and little balls of hash, yeah!

I smoke every weed man
Plant that big ol' seed son
I smoke every strain there is in town
From the super sticky green
To the headache Mexi-brown
I smoke every strain there is around

From the super sticky green
To the headache Mexi-brown
I smoke every strain there is around
Yeah I smoke every strain there is around (x3)