走进 便利商店
穿着睡衣 穿着拖鞋
柜台看得傻眼
我跟海报上差那么远
他被杂志洗脑
说我皮肤 也没那么好
说我本人 没电视上高
说我本人 说到"起笑"
为什么不能拉里拉遢
水煎包是我的早餐
刚睡醒声音"骚瞎"
Chodomatte 给我一杯water
另一位客人开始猛拍
拿手机当场变狗仔
我的牙缝卡了韭菜
但笑得很自在因为我

完全没有任何理由理你
(Oh, oh! And that's the truth, bitch!)

尊敬值得尊敬
批评家值得批评
毒舌毒得没品
大家都知道我不必点名
欺负每一个人
自己不会 还装做评审
攻击我在节目上
为了那三分钟的曝光
唯一的资格是说话很贱
自己唱得五音不全
听过你制作的唱片
切切我根本不屑
反而没有听到你新的音乐
起码已经有十年
赶快反驳来对号入座
可是不管你怎么说我

所以我 完全没有 任何理由
(Oh, oh! And that's the truth, bitch!)

完全没有 任何理由 完全没有 任何理由
任何理由理你 我 完全 没有 任何 理由 理你
我 完全 没有 没有什么理由 完全没有

Zoujin bianli shangdian
Chuanzhe shuiyi chuanzhe tuoxie
Guitai kanzhe shayan
Wo gen haibao shang cha name yuan
Ta bei zazhi xinao
Shuo wo pifu ye mei name hao
Shuo wo benren mei dianshi shang gao
Shuo wo benren shuo de qixiao
Weishenme bu neng lali lata
Shui zheng bao shi wo de zaocan
Gang shuixing shengyin saoxia
Chodomatte, gei wo yi bei water
Ling yi wei keren kaishi mengpai
Na shouji dangchang bian gouzai
Wo de yafeng ka le jiucai
Dan xiao de hen zizai yinwei wo

Wanquan meiyou renhe liyou li ni
(Oh, oh! and that's the truth bitch!)

Zunjing zhide zunjing
Pipingjia zhide piping
Du she du de meipin
Dajia dou zhidao wo bu bi dianming
Qifu mei yi ge ren
Ziji bu hui hai zhuang zuo pingshen
Gongji wo zai jiemu shang
Weile san fenzhong de puguang
Weiyi de zige shi shuohua hen jian
Ziji chang de wuyin buquan
Tingguo ni zhizuo de changpian
Qieqie wo genben bu xie
Fan'er, mei tingdao ni xin de yinyue
Qima yijing you shi nian
Gankuai, fanyan lai duihao ruzuo
Keshi buguan ni zenme shuo wo

Wanquan meiyou renhe liyou li ni
(Oh, oh! and that's the truth, bitch!)
Wanquan meiyou renhe liyou
Wanquan meiyou renhe liyou lini
Wo wanquan meiyou renhe liyou lini

I walk into the convenience store
In my jammies and my slippers
The clerk is dumbstruck
I'm nothing like my poster
He's been brain-washed by the magazines
Says my skin is not that smooth
Says I'm not as tall as I look on TV
Says my actual voice is "laughable"
Why can't I let my hair down now and then?
I only had a baozi for breakfast
I just woke up and my voice is a little rusty
Chodomatte!* Give me a glass of water
Another customer starts swatting at me
Whips out his cellphone like an instant paparrazi
There's a leek stuck in my teeth
But I smile confidently because

Why the heck should I care what you think?
Oh, oh! And that's the truth bitch!
(repeats)

Respect deserves respect
Critics deserve criticism
Sticks and stones,you know?^
I don't have to mention any names
If you're going to pick on everyone
And pretend that you have the right to judge
Why don't you attack me during a performance
To get your fifteen minutes of fame?
The only requirements are that you must be shallow
And tone-deaf yourself
And have heard the record
Don't expect me to sink to your level
Anyway, I haven't heard any new music from you
For at least ten years
See if you can deny it and put me in my place
But anyway, it doesn't matter what you say because

Why the heck should I care what you think?
Oh, oh! And that's the truth, bitch!
(repeats various parts of the main tagline)

*A Japanese expression of surprise/dismay
^The literal Chinese is something like "The
poisonous tongue's poison lacks quality"