Peter met a girl one night
And what she didn't know
Was he had planned to hit her
With a shock from head to toe
His first and middle fingers slid way up deep inside
He pinkey roamed
And when she moaned
Boy was she surprised

Chris' technique differs
He likes to use his thumb
To really get you going
With his pinkey in your bum

In and out
As you scream and shout
I'll give you something that you can shout about
Baby
Oh, no
She screams
This is movin' too fast
I'll stick my pinkey in your ass
As I tell you

Everyone I meet
Gets the shocker
I'll sweep you off your feet
With the shocker
Oh, my
Bitches think it's neat
When I reach around and shock 'em
Feelin' like a freak
Makes 'em cry

Now Matt
He's really caring
He's sensitive and sweet
But don't let sweetness fool you
He can shock you with his feet

In and out
As you scream and shout
I'll give you somethin'
That you can shout about
Baby
Oh, no
She says
This is movin' too fast
I'll stick my pinkey in your ass

Whoa

Johnny had a girlfriend
She said
Johnny you're the man
But she just wasn't ready yet for Johnny' master plan

In and out
As you scream and shout
I'll give you somethin'
That you can shout about
Baby
Oh, no
She says
This is movin' too fast
I'll stick my pinkey in your ass
As I tell you

Everyone I meet
Thinks I'm sweet
Until I shock 'em
I'll sweep your off your feet
With the shocker
Oh, my
Bitches think it's neat
When I reach around and shock 'em
Feelin' like a freak
Makes 'em cry