[Doctor "D"] Are you insane?
to Jesse] Welcome to the Asylum
House of true enchanted minds
It's the happiest place on earth
For the violent
We almost lost ya
But we caught ya in time

[The Nurses] You're here for life – life
[Doctor "D"] I'll fix ya right – right
[The Nurses] Gimme your life – life
[Doctor "D"] It's all you gotta do

[The Nurses] I'll give you life – life
[Doctor "D"] I'll make it right – right
[The Nurses] You're here for life – life
[Doctor "D"] I wanna welcome you

[Doctor "D"] Are you in pain
to Jesse] Or just merely misguided?
Tell me of the demons you've inside
I'll shrink where you think
Till you're fears are subsiding
I'm your physician slash
Magician of minds

[The Nurses] Asylum # 9
[Doctor "D"] Oh – no running away
There ain't no place to hide
[The Nurses] Asylum # 9
[Doctor "D"] Oh- I'm your physician with a mission
in mind
Oh- I'm your healer I'm your stealer
of minds